We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was apprehended by authorities after neighbors complained of "excessive drinking and drug use" around a local park, the Madison police report says.

Police say that when they took Zopittybop-Bop-Bop into custody, they found him in possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a knife.

On his way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually "get even with them."

West Wisconsin at Dunn streets: At 12:54 a.m. Saturday, Portage police stopped a vehicle for not having headlights turned on. The driver, Cody J. Simonson, 17, of Portage, was arrested on a tentative charge of operating while drugged as a first offense and cited for possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. Police said Simonson told them he smoked marijuana before heading out to see a "Harry Potter" movie.

Hikers, backpackers and anglers headed deep into the state's forests this summer are urged by state officials to be vigilant of clandestine marijuana growing sites.

Drug trafficking organizations have targeted Wisconsin's vast and seldom-visited wooded areas as perfect places to grow marijuana.

Last year, state and federal officials found more than 70,000 marijuana plants growing in the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest. Most of those plants were discovered last August at 11 grow sites in Oconto and Menominee counties raided by about 200 local, state and federal officials, said Jeff Seefeldt, a U.S. Forest Service warden in the Lakewood-Laona Ranger District.

The marijuana operation is thought to be related to a growing site discovered in October 2009 in the Navarino Wildlife Area in Shawano County, where 8,000 marijuana plants were found.

Former talk show host, Montel Williams, got a ticket for possession of drug paraphernalia Tuesday at Mitchell International Airport.

TSA screeners found a pot pipe on Williams.

He paid the $484 dollar fine and continued his travel plans.

He openly smokes pot to help him deal with the effects of his multiple sclerosis.

Before the Milwaukee ban kicks in, I scored a pouch of fake pot this week.

An interesting read from Jim Stingl at JSOnline.