A 74-year-old Milwaukee man called police to report a theft of $50 after two women failed to give him $50 back in change for "escort services" he received at an Oak Creek hotel Monday.

According to the police report:

The man told police he had contracted for one of the women, known as "LaDonna," to give him a $50 back massage from 1:13 a.m. to 1:43 a.m. in his room at Days Inn, 1201 W. College Ave.

The man told the women he only had a $100 bill, and the women agreed to provide him with change in the morning, but he never received it.

Police questioned LaDonna, a 22-year-old Illinois man dressed as a woman, who told police he was an escort who had his own website advertising LaDonna's services.

They also questioned the other escort, a 25-year-old Illinois woman, who admitted doing business in Wisconsin on a regular basis.

The man was warned about soliciting escort services and the officer advised him the incident was a civil matter.

Days Inn management has placed the man on its “do not rent” lists.

The same man was involved in an incident the day before. Oak Creek police say he was intoxicated, wearing a Santa hat and spitting at people in a church parking lot.

Two young Milwaukee women were arrested this week after an 18-year-old Arizona man--who traveled to Wisconsin by bus after meeting one of the suspects online--told cops that he was held captive in the duo’s apartment for two days and slashed and stabbed more than 300 times as part of an apparent satanic sex ritual.

...kinda makes you long for the boring days of Stripper Fights in Fond du Lac

ELKHORN — A 33-year-old Delavan woman wants $350,000 for her claim that she was infected with genital herpes by a 35-year-old Edgerton man during a sexual tryst in Janesville, according to Walworth County court records.

The woman contends in her lawsuit that the man was legally liable for knowingly exposing an uninfected and unknowing partner to the sexually transmitted disease.

The sexual encounter happened after the couple had spent the day together in Madison, according to the lawsuit.

The woman was married when she had sex with the man, and he was married, too, according to the lawsuit. Neither could be reached for comment.

When the ice melts on the ponds in our valley the frog chorus begins. It’s a great sound announcing that spring has arrived. We are serenaded in the evening with stereophonic frog and toad music from the three ponds close to our house.

Their calls are about sex. Most frog and toad calls are males advertising to attract females to mate. Some calls are aggressive, made by males toward other males to defend mating territory. Some are release calls to tell a male to let go – frog and toad mating is a wild affair. Each species has its distinct voice. It’s possible to listen closely and distinguish their specific voices among all the calling.

America toads give off long trills four to twenty seconds long. Their throats puff out like a balloon when they call. Toad calls are so emphatic that the vibrations from their throat sac cause the water to bubble. Their warty skin contains poison glands that give them some protection from predators.

Spring peepers are small frogs less than an inch long. They are brown or gray with a light belly and a darker cross on their back. They make high pitched peeps about 20 times a minute. They often call during the day during light rain or cloudy weather.

A New York man was arrested today after calling Brookfield police to report that a woman he had just paid for sex stole money from his wallet.

According to the city of Brookfield police report:

The 31-year-old man called police to his room at the Courtyard by Marriott, 16865 W. Bluemound Road, just after midnight to report that a 22-year-old Milwaukee woman had taken his wallet.

U. ROCHESTER (US)—Simply wearing the color red—or being bordered by the rosy hue—makes a man more attractive and sexually desirable to women, a new study finds.

Interestingly, the study also shows that women are unaware of red’s arousing effect. Full details are reported in the Journal of Experimental Psychology: General.

The cherry color’s charm ultimately lies in its ability to make men appear more powerful, says lead author Andrew Elliot, professor of psychology at the University of Rochester.