Like the tale "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," a Wauwatosa resident was forced to ask "who is that sleeping in my bed?" last week. But unlike the sweet children's story of a lost little blond girl, this story appears to feature a drunken man who broke into a home.

According to the Wauwatosa police report:

When the resident entered her home in the 7300 block of West Garfield Avenue at 7:45 p.m. April 19, she smelled marijuana. Then she noticed socks, shoes and a coat on the floor.

Getting scared, she checked out her bedroom, where she found a man fast asleep in her bed. She ran to a neighbor's house for help. They called police, but while waiting for officers, the neighbor woke up the intoxicated visitor and told him to leave.

He asked the neighbor if he could use the bathroom before he left. He was turned down so he urinated on the lawn before walking down the street.

The 51-year-old Milwaukee man was arrested for trespassing. He said he remembered drinking and taking a bus to Tosa because he was restless, but he didn't recall entering the apartment or know why he was there. He had a nearly empty bottle of gin and a full bottle of rum with him.

• A "person down" was reported in Janesville. The person hadn't moved for 20 minutes. Police and fire responded to find that the person was taking a nap.

• Moooooo! A 150-gallon milk tank was stolen from a farm along Highway 14.

• A man charged with possession of improvised explosives told investigators he was a "pyro" who tried to make a "little thing that blows up," according to the criminal complaint.

• R-E-S-P-E-C-T: A battery was reported at Road Dawg Saloon. Members of the Outlaws motorcycle gang are suspected of assaulting a patron after he disrespected them.

• A caller told police a Janesville man was keeping chickens in his garage, violating the livestock and poultry ordinance.

Ted Sullivan can be reached at (608) 755-8253, tsullivan@gazettextra.com or follow him on Twitter or Facebook at Rock County Crime.